richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay


lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide



Chris Evans’ Ice Bucket Challenge 



jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello


baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend


Preach. [x]


lawebloca:

Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **


narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


yourflowerqueen:

Someone let the giraffe out at the louisville zoo last night during the purge

yourflowerqueen:

Someone let the giraffe out at the louisville zoo last night during the purge


"w is not a vowel"
— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

thug-4-life:

possiblypensive:

who wore it best??

ellen

thug-4-life:

possiblypensive:

who wore it best??

ellen


hiccupofcoffee:

Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
Watch this

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but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

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but it gets better

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much better

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