A Quartet of Critically Endangered Egyptian Tortoises
Look at this purebread puppy
it blends into the bread
Purebread? It looks pretty inbread to me
IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY
"calum had his arm around luke" THIS IS SO CUTE
we are a restaurant
remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking
art students before a final is due
Oh my god
hey u kids wanna buy some drugs
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
my funeral is going to be fucking wild
gu ys just looka t this dfucking deer look at its horns but look at the wya tis face is look at how he looks at the camera like u w anna fkin go
You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off. And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.