tiredpunk:

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

nice try nerd but youre not going anywhere

what an idiot


Heartbreak Girl riff plays in the distance
  • Me: *wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am*
  • Me: YOU CALL ME UP

antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters


michaelssos:

5 Seconds of Summer - Disconnected - Croke Park


dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb


cognitivedissonance:

ohmy-gingersnaps:

This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get. 

Your cute cat of the day

cognitivedissonance:

ohmy-gingersnaps:

This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get. 

Your cute cat of the day


submissivefeminist

Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.


peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t


thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR


nippledickqueen:

trenzawar:

trenzawar:

DOES ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBER THESE DELICIOUS YOGURT FILLED MAGIC EGGS THAT WERE ALL OVER THE MARKET A FEW YEARS AGO AND THEN  DISAPPEARED AND GOSH FRICKIN DARN IT I WILL NEVER GET TO EAT ONE OF THESE LITTLE MAGIC BEANS AGAIN

OK GUYS BUT IM SERIOUS DOES ANYONE ELSE EVEN REMEMBER THESE AM I GOING CREAZY  ? 

now i want some



katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league


lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom


Breakdown of the 5sos Album
  • She Looks So Perfect: "You should wear my underwear more often ;) and also run away with me this town sucks"
  • 18: "DAMMIT MOM WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE ME A YEAR EARLIER?!"
  • Long Way Home: "whoops I ACCIDENTALLY got us lost let's make out and talk about life and politics"
  • Greenlight: "Let's bang but with ur consent of course"
  • Kiss Me Kiss Me: "More like 'fuck me fuck me' hahahahah XD"
  • Amnesia: "my name is calum and i made this song my bitch but in a sad way"
  • End Up Here: "I'm going to boost your confidence but in a punk way"
  • Everything I Didn't Say: "I'm sorry but in a pop punk way"
  • Beside You: "I miss you, but in a pop punk way"
  • Don't Stop: "You should be thinking about listening to this song at a party but all you're gonna think about is us in spandex"
  • Try Hard: "I pierced my lip for you, what more could you possibly want????"
  • Social Casualty: "Hey baby wanna go rebel against authority with me?"
  • Voodoo Doll: "This is our romantic, pop punk version of a restraining order"
  • Heartbreak Girl: "I dedicate this song to you and also the revamp of this song and maybe any other song that's about the friendzone idk"
  • Mrs. All American: "Hello Stacey's mom I am a nubile young man with lots of stamina and great arms *eyebrow waggle*"
  • Never Be: "Our melodious angst will make you wanna spray paint angsty doodles on buildings"